Warning: the following story contains graphic language about sex.
Eminem has never been one to hold his tongue. Which might explain why Slim Shady is an extras shade of blue in a super NSFW promo for his pal Snoop Dogg‘s new album, Missionary. Keeping in mind that the punny title is a call-back to the equally sex-obsessed name of Snoop’s 1993 debut album, Doggystyle.
That is all you need to know before diving into Em’s X-rated plug for Snoop’s triumphant on-wax reunion with both men’s mentor: Dr. Dre.
“Fellas, are you tired of bl–jobs like I am?” Em asks in the clip shared by Snoop on Wednesday (Dec. 18) in which Marshall is seen hanging on a bland stage set in all black as sombre piano music plays in the background. “I think it’s time to take it back to the basics. Who wants their d–k sucked every day? That s–t can get to you, man. I mean every day, it’s just…,” Eminem adds while pantomiming a sex act with two hands.
“S–t gets old. It gets boring. Can we just lay down and f–k?” Marshall pleads. “I don’t know why everything’s gotta be so f–kin’ complicated. You don’t have to put your leg over your head. Snoop Dogg, Missionary, just f–k me, in stereo.” Snoop captioned the video “Bacc 2 the basics [laughing, music notes, fist pound emoji].”
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel also got in on the action in his own similarly spicy promo. “The human penis gets cold, so wrap it up, because nothing is colder than a sexually transmitted infection,” Kimmel says while standing in a similarly drab void wearing jeans and a white button down. “Ask your Dr. Dre about Snoop’s new one, Missionary. It’s more than just an album, it’s a position.”
The big Dogg even tapped his old pal, Martha Stewart, aka M. Diddy, to cut her own promo in which the domestic doyenne mentions the new album’s title in a slyly seductive way, while also marking what is likely her first time saying Doggystyle in public.
Snoop’s new album, his first to be produced by Dre since Doggystyle, has features from 50 Cent, Sting, Method Mad, Jelly Roll, BJ the Chicago Kid and, of course, Slim Shady on the song “Gunz N Smoke.”
Check out Eminem’s promo video below.
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